French footballer, Thierry Henry, is the of definition Va-Va-Voom! With his ripped body, sparkle in his eye and has the kind of smile that could melt even the stoniest of hearts; along with Mr. Eifel, Mr. Henry's erection is one we have always wanted to see.

Mindful of this; but never one to give ' too much' away; Thierry made the consilatory gesture of recently presenting us with someone elses' cock instead.